A Perfect Match
Eats soup and slurps
Drinks beer and burps
In sinks he spits
His toothbrush, the pits
His socks have holes
His shoes, no soles
His shirts are faded
His wardrobe's dated
I've heard him curse
His grammar's worse
Thinks a compliment
Is a bad accident
His smiles don't last
His heyday's passed
His health's not great
He's overweight...
But he's my husband
And I dearly love him
Like me, he's perfect
That's why we clicked!
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