I have to tell a story About the one I love most She's always soft and warm And such a gracious host She patiently awaits me Each day when I get home She never lets me down And I never feel alone She's never once complained When I get in a foul mood She never yells or screams When I spill a plate of food We never ever argue And I always get my way She even gives massages And I need them everyday We always sit together As we're watching our tv The remote control is mine What we watch is up to me She doesn't mind the football games We watch them every sunday And she'll always be there waiting For the game to start on monday I just wanted to tell you I'll love her til the end For there's nothing like my recliner She's truly man's best friend