Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
one must be addicted to truly love fortnite
i like to bully kids
it made me really want to chug jug with you
my dog REALLY has to poo
bullying is fun
too late he did something in my shoe
what is life
aw shucks demetrius demarcus bartholomew james the 3rd
oh no i think i have to poo now
poopy gotta run
i went outside to fully connect with my ancestors
they said “you suck”
oh no i think i’m turning into a monkey
oo oo ah ah monkey noises?
this is what happens when you play fortnite
ya poop and become a monkey
i pooped so loudly the earth beneath me rumbled
it shot like a rocket, which then i fumbled
i propelled into space, flying through the stars
i had to learn how to spit some bars
i had found some cookie jars
flashy cars
i really wish i was dead
or in be
instead it was the FORTNITE that made me think
it made me see
all the world
why do i exist
kill me please
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