Love Poem: Adventures In Love

Adventures In Love

Sex outdoors you ask ?
Not for me love 
They say the Camera adds 10 pound's 
Well when you see 1
Give me a shout
Because this cold
Would cost me 3 inches
And at best i only have 4
So do the Math's 
Or put these shot sighted 3D glasses on
Who said romance isn't dead
Oh right 
You