Being An Ass At Cutting Grass
First, you should know,
I don't own a lawnmower.
I had to borrow one
from my sister-in-law.
So I can mow
my daughter's lawn.
Second, Cutting the lawn
is my escape from
my mundane honey do list
of running errands
and household chores.
Third, I also, cut
my sister-in-law’s lawn.
But don't get me wrong,
I have fantasies
of mowing her lawn.
She even gave me a key
to her shed,
so I can come and get it
whenever I like.
Four, Now that I have her
the lawn mower.
I start mowing her lawn
from front to back.
I’m not a tree hugger,
but look forward to
cleaning up the leaves
in her back yard.
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