Breakup Senrus Ii
More break-up Senryus
to quickly, subtly cut that
relationship cord:
You’re a guy, I’m
a girl... it turns out we’re
just too different!
Look, It’s not you – it’s
me - turns out I don’t like
you much anymore.
Allegory time!
You're a turkey, ok? And
I'm going on a diet.
You smile at him,
and then say: "You've helped
realize I'm gay."
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