Cheese, Anyone?
'Sarah! Stop daydreaming about Jess,
I have something important to tell you,
You'll never guess!'
'Mmm?'
'I've met the most amazing girl,
She's really funny and she's always happy
And she listens to me! Oh, and
She is so hot!'
'Oh really? What line did you use
To get this one, you man-whore?'
''Excuse me, you
Dropped something...
My jaw.''
'That is the cheesiest thing
I have ever heard.'
'Well, what would you say if you saw
The most beautiful girl in the world?'
'I'd say 'Hello, Jess.''
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