Love Poem: Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy
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Written by: Jack Horne

Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy

Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...

for Carolyn's Clerihew contest



Will catch up on comments later, guys