Remembering that Valentine’s Is just an off kilter lie And love is cruel and hateful A salted drink splashed in your eye Perhaps you will live your life For no one else’s fame Clutching for no other’s gaze Far ways from the game But no, you want to fall in love Just like all the rest Through warning friends will say to you Alone is for the best Gods look down and laugh at us Like a sitcom, only real And so they grin and snicker And let their laugher out in peels Hope is all we try to keep When love just isn’t fair There’s just no help for us you see ‘Cause Cupid doesn’t care