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Ever come down here to weird town?
We would love to have you for a short visit
Take in some of our long winded pundits
Or enjoy a nice put down from our elitist sisters
We will serve you fine caffeine and salad sandwiches
While we convince your wife she is just a man's whore, so why not enjoy
Let us steer you into the sure path of the coward
They will teach you fear and how to live with your head in the sand
Hating this town is our latest fad
Blaming it for all evil is what makes us feel so grand
Brainwashing our children to hate our flag
We want our fears to be their everlasting faith
We'd have you feed on our withering genitalia
So it makes us feel important and unquestionably sane
We'll be dead soon, but you we'd love to take
Down with us and leave our mark between your lovely breasts
Our selfish selves hate you, and everything
We're just running outta people we could manipulate
So, come visit us in weird town
We're always open, just walk right on in
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