Eab53
eab 53
My buddy told me to take a chance
Internet Dating…You will find Romance
So I joined a website and to my delight
A girl emailed me… Would you be my Knight
She wrote her username is eab 53
She was searching for a Good Man
She hoped it was me
She longed for a Male Fan
I like Good Conversation, Fine Dining and Champagne
But first you should know I am not into playing games
I won’t let just anyone into my nest
Now I will see if you can pass my test
I emailed her back… Maybe we could meet.
I will start by making love to your feet
She must have sensed I was in heat
Her reply was let’s take it slow prove to me why you should receive my treat
She attached her photo… I slowly opened her file
To my surprise this woman had beauty, grace and style
She was truly an Elegant Visual Feast
Her Photo awakened my Sexual Beast
The next day in the mail a letter came
At last…My poem was to be published
I’m finally in the writing game
The selection committee determined my words were not rubbish
I celebrated alone all afternoon
Trouble is Orange Juice and Vodka turns me into a writing goon
I sent my Amour a loving email
About my desire for her tail
She wrote back. Get Lost…Your not worth the cost
That’s the trouble with drink it makes one yearn for the pink
Now my love is lost
Goodbye eab53…I felt the Heat now Loves Frost
Joseph Adam Elward
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