Eric's First Fundamental Theorem of Love
"Eric's First Fundamental Theorem of Love"
by: Eric L. Boddie
One plus one equals one
Can this truly be
If so, then it is also true
That one plus one equals three
For there is your Soul, then there is mine
Two lives brought together by fate
And, in the creation of Love, we become one
Unless, by chance or design, we Procreate
Thus, three derives from one
The one created from the union of two
Man, woman and child
Creating another one because a family grew
All because this man
Vigorously desired to date you
Girl, don't you understand
Just how much I negative hate you
Which was proven by induction
For we experienced much frustration
And now, all that is left
Is for us to balance this equation
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