Ewe
Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling.
I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling.
My love for ewe will burst against my heaart
when ewe aare out of sight and we're apaart.
Ewe sing in titillaating baaaritone.
I blush thinking of our being aalone.
Ewe bring a certain je ne saais quoi
whenever I feel the need to aannoy.
And when I put mint jelly on ewer raack,
you will know for sure that I haave your baack.
Notaably when ewe grace my Shepherd's Pie,
Ewe fill my lunch plate aas well aas my eye.
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