I hoped I would meet a girl with big feet To take on a date to the zoo I went on my own and while swiping my phone I came across sweet Amy Lou My heart missed a beat, she had massive feet My ardour was driving me mad So I took some snaps and I said perhaps I’ll email a few to my dad He called me and said are you off your head I’ve got some bad news to give you You might hanker to but I'm certain you Cannot marry that kangaroo