Forget Karen
A girl like Karen makes me so sick.
It seems she only had eyes for Rick.
Rick had always been your good friend.
Karen’s presence brought that to an end.
Rick knocked her up and gave her the heave ho.
His responsibility turned out to be a no-show.
You went into hock to pay for her abortion.
Gary, this was a war you would have never won.
You learned a great lesson in choosing your lovers.
Forget about Karen; there are many others.
Based on the 1982 film "The Last American Virgin"
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