Four Letter Words- Love Sick
It was very sticky
Myron had to use his dicky
Wiping his face
Needing to build his case
He used a four letter word
In front of a girl
She started to cry
Knowing she was got caught in a lie
Starting to cry
Said goodbye
Home she ran
To her Mommy Fran
Fran picked up the phone
And with an angry tone
Told Myron’s Mother Joan
Well Joan was livid
That her little Myron did it
Used a four letter word
In front of a girl
No one was there
When Myron peered down the stairs
Feeling very scared
He didn’t go down, not even dared
“Myron did you use a four letter word?
In front of a girl?!?!”
Myron thought he was going to hurl
“Yes I did Mom
I let loose an F Bomb”
Myron said being very calm
“I wanted to be on her best friend list
And I used the F Bomb when I was dissed
She had another guy named Brad
So I was mad
Just like Dad
When you threw him out then called a cab
Remember you used an F Bomb
Mom”
Turning into a red lobster
Looking to kill like a mobster
“Myron I do not like your tone
Go to bed all alone!!”
Hours passed
And Myron had an urge to release more than gas
“Mom I want you to know
I really have to go
A four letter F Bomb is coming
Not a solid but running”
When Myron was in the can
His Mommy came to understand
With pink stuff in a bottle
And TLC on the throttle
“You were not in the bathroom sitting bricks
You were feeling sick”
He looked into his mother’s eyes
Honest no lies
“She liked someone else other than me
She was such a tease
Does everything as she please”
Joan being a good mother gave him a hug
Took away the troubling love and bug
“You want some warm bake cookies?”
“Sure Mom but first let me call my bookie”
In the end
And time to defend
Just say when
Pushing the F Bomb button that says send
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