Love Poem: Happy Woman Divorcee

Happy Woman Divorcee

HAPPY WOMAN DIVORCEE
{'answer back to Happy Man Divorcee'}

Now  listen here brother
You used to be my husband
But you spend more time,
With your boyz and your mother
Now it's too bad we couldn't
Make it till death do use part
But alas remember it was you who cheated
You're the one who broke OUR hearts
So you lawyer-ed up
I got the defense and it's four-down
You were and are shady
Got me a good lawyer lady
By the name of 'Shawn Chapman-Holley'
And boy she's gonna git all your money
Yeah, yeah your rich
But I ain't gonna regret
Gettin all your change
Cause you won't change
When I'm done with you
You gonna pay them dues
You don't owe me nothing
But when I'm through ain't gonna own
Much of somethings
Yeah, yeah you were all that
Making 13 thousand an hour
CEO and in full control
You said in your alibi
You had something in your eye
That is why you strayed
Well like that dog
That's what's you are
And honey you can keep the CAT
Cause when I'm done with you
It's me you should have choose
CAUSE ANY WAY YA WEREN'T ALL THAT
So I hope you enjoy this goodbye pie
I know your favorite dish
Hope ya get diarrhea
You should have know better lookin, 
in my diary of a mad black woman 
for all those's haters, wife abusers, cheaters and losers
MADEA
ha! ha! ha! ha! ;) 

11/20/17
written by James Edward Lee Sr