I know of a man The finest man from the Southern land That man is my dad He is just a small town Southern man As strong as a bull and as old as a mountain, He wouldn’t harm a flea and is as wise as can be He’s as smart as a whip, You can’t teach an old dog new tricks He rather be working at home or at the family farm, Instead he works on washers and dryers every day He drinks Heineken from some German town Cause he truly is just a small town Southern man