How Sweet It Is - the Love Life of Candy
It seemed that poor Candy was doomed
Always looking for Mr. Good Bar
Every Mike and Ike in the book
She had dated yet none would go far
Indeed, she finds only Airheads
Like that old Jolly Rancher last week
She wouldn’t know the Three Musketeers
If they came up and kissed her on the cheek
She’s not shopping on 5th Avenue
If you really know what I mean
Hangin’ round with the Hot Tamales
And night clubs are just not her scene
This Marathon of a man hunt
Searching all of the known Milky Way
Has lead her to nothing but Goobers
Oh, when will she have her Pay Day
Her friends have been her Lifesavers
And one day we know she will Skor
She should Take5, let love come to her
Now and Later, for evermore
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