In Lieu of a Tail
Every seen a cat chase its own tail
Know some guys that have a similar trait
In lieu of a tail, they mumble all day
Incoherent looking for a mate
They walk around bumping into things
Oblivious to what's in their way
Mumbling, drooling, giggling like a girl
Walking around in a daze
One thing only that can help these guys
A tussle in the hay for an hour
A sure cure for everything that ails them
All they'll see is pretty flowers
Take it from me, had lotsa experience
Not claiming to be a professional
Been down that road on many occasions
Can help with all things emotional
Every seen a cat chase its own tail
Know some guys that have a similar trait
© Jack Ellison 2013
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