Its book day at school My son's all excited He can dress up in character From his favourite book "Hooray" he says "I'll go as Harry Potter" "Hmmm are you sure" "Yes daddy, it's dress up day" "But Harry Potter" I say "I love it" he says "You love the films you mean" "Yes I love them" he says "Its book character day though" "Are there Harry Potter books?" he says "Yes but you've not read them" Oh well, too late now I sigh Costume's bought, friends told No going back now..... Just hope he's not asked about the books Instead with a bit of luck The teacher can ask the other Harry Potters.….…. Yes, there's three of them!!! Bet they've not read the books either