Just a Letter To Say Thanks
Dear Gloria,
I’m writing in the hope that you are well
and that your little munchkins
have all their known limbs in-tact,
as now I’m sure their father’s head is just
bubbling,
how lush it must be to live in you
lush lush lush
your husband, whom by the
way I haven’t seen in a while,
pinch his bottom for me with your eyes
as I do at dinner parties, painting your house a
sweet thick syrup of red, must be proud
proud proud proud.
I hear your washing machine is on the blink again,
call a man out- I always did.
You must think me crazy.
For I did get the letter, you’re so sorry in, and must
be so sorry you sent, regarding your ****ing of
my husband
I’ll now be sure to trade him in for a newer model,
Thank You.
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