I used to be bisexual....but then I ran out of money and couldn't buy it anymore. I just bought a 12 pack of cold pills- they should last forever!! I can't open the da_m things!! When all else fails, you're up sh_t's creek! I "souped up" my van- I wrote poetry all over it. Caused 6 accidents in 2 days- seems others have lost concentration trying to read them at 60MPH. Thanx to all the soup-freaks I've come to know and love- keep up the good work...or, if ya can aford it, hire a ghost-writer. Just make sure he's not merely ectoplasm... Cheers.