Karate Practice
I went to karate to learn how to kick
And there I found a super sweet chick
I wanted her to give me a lick
So I axe kicked in half a large stack of brick
Before I could brag my sensei asked for a meeting
In the back room with uncomfortable seating
He said my kicks were so EPIC I must have been cheating
So do me a favor before i give you a beating
Raise up your leg and show me those feet
I want to see what i'm about to eat
After that i was always late for karate
Cause I stay home all day gaming in glee
"At least my video games aren't hungry for me"
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