he chews my rugs he chews my shoes he chews my patience through and through he chews my chairs he chews my couch he chews my sleep by barking so loud he chews my hat he chews my books he chews everything except his untouched toys like a kid at Christmas playing with the box he chews and chews and chews and chews right into my heart with those big sad eyes short wiggly tail Kublai sits in my lap he licks my face and as i pet him on the head he chews my hand playful to the end