What's life like with my wife The love-light of my life Well she has many a quirk If I mention I'm a jerk One or two may slip out And she will laugh or she will pout It's all just meant as fun Tonight though I may have to run From my five-foot-two-inch queen If she gets me, a bad scene And she knows the very spot That will drop me like I'm hot It may be time to rethink this poem I have to live with her at home So peaceful tonight I'll lie As that snoring train goes by