It's been so long since I had a proper girlfriend I've forgotten what to do The one I have now takes my breath away And she's made of rubber too I'm so tired after blowing so much I haven't the energy to do anything else It just defeats the object So I just put her back un the box And put her back upon the shelf. When I bought her I was attracted by the red hot babe on the box I asked the man for a plain paper bag and gave him 200 bucks It claimed luscious Linda Had real ling black hair and promised to fill me with delight But I got shock when I opened the box that night Instead of luscious Linda She looked more like Fu man chu And the instructions were written in Chinese So I didn't have a clue. What I really want is companionship A great friend a kiss and hug In a proper relationship For I have so much love to give And have a lot of life to live. Someone I can trust and serenade on my piano or guitar Someone with a nice car If your that girl No matter where you are Please get in touch And send a picture of the car. Peter Dome.copyright.2015.July.