Making Marraige
"Hello" opposite sex.
Nice to meet.
Please join me
on my summer seat.
Not too close!
A foot apart.
Second date.
Yes we may kiss.
No tongue please.
I'm a proper Miss.
Reach for my bra?
Don't you dare!
I always thought
that you were square.
A month in.
We're going steady.
That does not mean
That I am ready,
for you to touch
my private parts.
That would be
not so smart.
Sex is such
a dirty thing.
If you want it
I want a ring.
Mum and Dad
will be pleased,
to hear you got
down on one knee.
'Neath the Xmas tree.
We all know
Irish men...
How they drink.
Then marching home.
How they stink!
Demanding their
conjugal right.
Us poor women
get a fright,
to behold that
gruesome member.
Baby was born
in September.
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