Love Poem: Mommy Went Insane Rated R
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Written by: Kevin Pearce

Mommy Went Insane Rated R

Mommy went Insane (thanks to CVB)

 Once upon a time an ugly, wretched woman had a child
 She locked him in his room and beat him senseless
 Eventually her loneliness drove her insane
 Her child grew older and became a man
 He started to leave the house once in awhile
 when Mom was babbling to herself
 He found a girlfriend
 He didn’t have much exposure to the world
 He was confused by her love
 But he decided it made him happy
 Mom found out
 She beat him severely
 Made him bleed quite nicely
 Broke his nose
 Carved him up with a razor
 Put him in the trunk
 Drove him out to the country
 Threw him on the road
 Then she found his girlfriend
 Mom poked her eyes out
 Beat her with a tire iron
 Broke her fingers
 Drove her out to the country
 Threw her on the road
 She wandered blind for awhile
 She heard her boyfriend sobbing
 She went to him
 Mom pulled up in her car
 Clutching a shotgun,
 she shot them both dead
 in each other’s arms
 The End.

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