From all outward appearances It seemed they were having a lovely evening But as soon as they got home She started seething She accused him of being too friendly with the waitress He said "I was just being polite" She said he was a liar and he said , "Yeah right" She said "You're sleeping on the couch" He said she was making a mountain out of a molehill She slammed the door In the morning they'll make up still Until he leaves the toilet seat up Then they'll start all over again