To the queen of my heart, I hereby decree That I'll be the best man I can be. I promise to give you a long, juicy kiss And a humongous hug to the woman I miss. I'll cook your favorite meal, help you with the chores, Buy you things from the 99 Cent Store; Comfort you when things go wrong, Serenade you with a beautiful song; Be there for you every day and night, And let our romantic fantasies take flight. I'm so happy that you're my soulmate; My everlasting love for you won't let me wait. Ever since the first day we met, My heart soared like a jumbo jet. I'd give you the world if you were mine. What do you say? Will you be my Valentine?