My Wife
If only I had a wife
I would hate my life
I couldn't imagine staying with someone forever
Unless their clever
I sort of wish I could buy my mom's husband a ring
But it wouldn't fit because he had a bee sting
Now i'm out here searching for my love
To bad all I found was a stupid hot dove
I was about to drink some coffee
but instead I got some toffee
They are basically the same thing
Then I decided to start to sing
It pretty much sucked
Someone threw a tomato, I ducked
I wish everyone was single
Then I could share my pringles
With anyone I wish
But to bad I'm married
Not anymore though, my wife was just buried.
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