Not Sofa King Cool
A
College Dorm sleeps
Four per room
Keg party
Loud
Too much Boom
A
Drunk freshman sleeps
Where he falls
Coeds toss him on
The sofa
Instead of snooze in
the halls
A
Sorority girl
Named him
“Sofa King Tool”
Now he feels like a Fool
Not Sofa King Cool
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