Old Fashioned Crush
I've got an old fashioned crush on you
The kind that really turns your balls blue
Stray cat slinkin' through the back yard
Look at him slinkin', slinkin' hard
Seems like he's goin'
to see a fine lady cat
Seems like he knows
right where she's at.
I've got an old fashioned crush on you
The kind that deftly hews my manhood in two
The kind I wrote poems about in high school
Yeah, they stunk
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