PACHY ,PACHY PACHYDERM by JOHN M. ARRIBAS I own a little ranchette, ftve acres, more or less With a two storey colonial, gorgeously dressed With a wrap around balcony on the second floor With a large rose garden. Who could ask for more? Green Bahamian shutters, with walls oyster white The ultimate luxury for any upscale suburbanite Did I mention the pool, with a three meter board Or the alpine garage, where my two cars are stored The manicured lawns and evenly trimmed hedges A small pond, washed stones, over hanging ledges A pure white gazebo in a french colonial style Encircled by interlocked magenta colored tile Near the corner there’s hundred year old elm tree Only thing missing is someone to share this with me