Santa Got Stranded in Florida
The North Pole life can be so hard.
Poor Santa longed to take a break.
His missus told him, “Off we go
to Florida. It’s for your sake!”
While he lounged by the indoor pool,
she vamoosed with a young masseur
in Santa’s car with all his cash.
This vicious blow he would endure.
He called Rudolph: “I’m stranded here.
I want to be back home TODAY.”
Eight reindeer dashed to Florida
to rescue him in his own sleigh.
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