Santa's Doodle
Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
by I Am Anaya
Santa's cutie, we got in a tussle last year
When I stole an icicle kiss as I drew near
Hollywood's Harvey, you fixed
When his advances you nixed
So, I'll see you in Brussels, so get over here!
by Robert Gorelick
When Santa Clause went in for the tussle
He got himself into lots of trouble
His cold icy lips
To her lips did stick
And the iced cold had froze every muscle
by Belle Bellevue
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