Shrubbery is critical for survival An absolute emergency The most urgent crisis in existence The human condition! The human condition! Think! The most important thing in the universe! Chant it one hundred times per night while chewing crackers A chair is optional when morning comes Contemplate due diligence, care, when sharing it Tenderness is required at all times Shrubbery is kind and wise An absolute imperative is to love your shrub Capital tools should be utilized when planting Capital letters apply when writing SHRUBBERY Slow enunciation, syllabification when speaking it is law Improper elocution equals execution and sometimes death Smile when pronouncing it Whisper gently to it and it will answer back “Bushes are bushes.” “Trees are trees.” “We are Shrubbery.” “Genuflect before each bush.” “Respect your Shrubbery.”