Love Poem: Such and Such
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Written by: Allan Terry

Such and Such

BASS CLEFT SIGN HOLDER....RATTIA TAT, RATTA TAT TAT!
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S AT.

tREBLE CLEFT SIGN HOLDER........rOUX BULL SAY YE. OF LOVE TO SUPPER.
DOES SAY SHE IN LOVE WITH HER LOVER
TO MOON THE HONEYS OF OTHERS.

fRENCH HORN PLAYER... WHUR, WHUR, WHURR! SPEAKS THE LOVE OF LOVERS


BASSOON PLAYERS SAY....LOVE OH LOVE OH LOVER,
WHICH CONCERNS US IS LOVE!

pERCUSSIANING AND AND WAITING FOR THE FLUTER, TO START THE SECOND VERSE. SHE MUST ADMIT  SHE'S UNDER THE INFLUENCE, OF SOMEONE WHO WISHES SHE'D LOVE. SHE ACTS FOOLISH AND SIMPLE, TO MAKE HIM WISH FOR HER TOUCH. HER GREETINGS ARE SHORT AND SPEAKS RARELY TO HIM, BUT ASK FOR MONEY AND SUPPER STILL. HE MUST ADMIT HE'S BEING RUNG THROUGH THE THRASHER. BUT HE REALLY LIKES BEING IN LOVE.

tHE FLUTIST....DAMNDEST THEE WHO KNOWEST, i PLAY HIM FOR A FOOL. HIS BROTHER, COUSINS AND UNCLES, ARE MY LOVERS, DON'T ACT LIKE THAT AIN'T COOL. HE'S ANGERED AND IN FRUSTRATION, SHE APPEAZZES THOSE WHO WILL HEAR. THAN SLEEPS WITH THERE LOVERS TO DIVIDE THEM, AND SUDDENLY DIS APPEARS. YA'LL KNOW TRICKIN AINT THAT SIMPLE, YOU GOT FIND FAULT TO EXPLOIT. BUY HEELS TO MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER, TAKE THEM OFF WHEN YOU NEED TO BE SHORT. LOOK MAN i DON'T NEED TO BE BEGGING, THE OTHERS WILL GET THINGS FOR ME, I JUST WANT YOU TO BE MY SUCKA, SO THE STORY TELLER CAN EXPLAIN IT SIMPLY. WHY YA'LL ASK HIM THE QUESTION, i AM THE STAR IN EVERY VERSE. TAKE MY DIRECTION IT'S THAT SIMPLE, i AM WHO CAME LAST AND WHO THAT COMES FIRST.

CLEAR THE NETS FROM THE AND TRUMPET THE FLUTER, SHE ALL SUCH AND SUCH. SHE MAKE WAVES IN THE SAND, AND HOLDS STONES IN HER HAND, AND TURNS THESE STONES INTO GOLD. MAKING SUMTHANG OUTTA NUTHANG, BABY I DO MY CHORE, HE LACKS SUCH CONCERNS UNTIL IT'S HIS TURN, AND I WHINE UP LOOKING LIKE A WHORE. BUY THE RINGS AND ASK ME, i BREAK YOUR FOOLISH HEART, AINT NOTHINK LIKE THAT, i KNOW WHERE IT'S AT,
SOMETHING YA'LL FOOLISH PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW!