The Greatest Thrill
What's the greatest thrill you've ever had
You probably have more than one
Try keeping it clean, my dear people
This could be read by some young'uns
Wanna know mine, well of course you do
This goes back to when I was a-courting
My very first kiss, I can still feel the thrill
Loved messing around and cavorting
Sure blew my whistle as I rounded the bend
Snorting and huffing and puffing
The top of my head started shooting out steam
And I lost a bunch of my stuffing
Oh to go back and experience it again
Those glorious days of my youth
Unfortunately they're gone, never to return
Gonna down another gin and vermouth
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