Love Poem: There's Just One Catch With Video Link
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Written by: Mark J. Halliday

There's Just One Catch With Video Link

There’s Just One Catch


Help wanted.   See the details below.
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner, 
And a neat housekeeper that can do windows.
It helps if you’re a sink un-plugger, and a flower arranger, 
And a calendar planner, and a good back scratcher, 
And an organic gardener that can make things grow.

Help wanted.   See the details below.
Help wanted.   See the details below.
Later I might need a daycare provider, and a taxi driver, 
And a paramedic, and a pre-school teacher.  
You’ll be the go-to person that everyone knows. 
It helps if you’re a gourmet cook, and a chic hair stylist, 
And a party hostess, and a homework tutor.  
Your duties will expand as the company grows.

(Chorus)
There’s a retirement package no one else can match.    
But I gotta warn you that there’s just one catch.
So if you think you could handle all of the above,         
This is a twenty-year contract for a full-time love.
So if you want the position, click the link above!      
Might be a thirty-year contract for a full-time love.  
Maybe a forty-year contract for a full-time love.

Help wanted.   See the details below.
Help wanted.   See the details below.
I really need a secretary, and a home decorator,
A shiatsu masseuse, and a fashion coordinator.  
There are no limits to how much you can grow.
I can offer you some health insurance, maybe college tuition,
Free company housing, and used transportation. 
So what do you say, why don't we make a go?

(repeat chorus)

Help wanted.  Click the link above.
Help wanted.  Click the link above.

Help wanted.  Find somebody to love.