Toddler
There’s glue in my plug sockets
Chewed pasta in my pockets
Lollipops always stuck under my shelf
Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf
Crayons and paint colour the dogs bed
And again, today, another bruise on your head
Where, this time, have you put my other shoe?
And please stop throwing the lid for the glue
Yet again, there’s a dinosaur in your potty
And why is your face constantly snotty?
The rubbish bins will never be your toys
Oh my gosh, the wonderful wildness of boys
Bending down one more time, will mean I won’t get up
Oh my darling, you are a mucky little pup
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