Top Ten Things You Don'T Want To Hear From Your Girl Friend
Top ten things you don't want to hear from your girl friend.
I quit my job so we get more time together to spend.
Have you seen my birth control, I haven't in weeks.
Let me show you what these guys taught me, other techniques.
Its our first date, but how many kids do you want?
I think you're perfect, but you could lose weight in the front.
We've been dating for a month, but I love you.
Yeah, to teach you a lesson, I replaced your Vaseline with glue.
Something bad is going to happen to us, I just have that feelin.
Don't worry about that, it can be cured with a little penicillin.
Its funny you are the first white guy I've been with.
All the rumors you here about me, they're just a myth.
There you go, that is my top ten.
I hope I never hear these things again.
Don't get me wrong, I do love pillow talk,
but if I hear those again, I'm going to run, not walk.
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