All year long he puts my heart on a shelf No surprise I’d rather be by myself If there’s no Valentine treat From this worthless hunk of meat He can go on making love to himself Remember there’s an “I” in Valentine So if no one’s around to say, “Be mine” Just splurge – get a new hairdo Party with an all-girl crew Check out the divorce rate and say, “I’m fine” *For Francine's Valentine Limerick contest