Love Poem: What I Love Contest New
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Written by: Bobby May

What I Love Contest New

I love bees that don’t sting me
I love hat’s that fit me
I love taking a shower naked
I love not being dead and my name isn’t Fred

I love not running out of toilet paper
I love not going to the dentist
I love to be able to pee standing up
I love the person who invented paper plates

I love all women except the mean ones
I love food in a box you can nuke in under 3 minutes 
I love seeing someone do something stupid and it’s not me
Last, I love all my peep’s on soup!




Contest: What I love
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy 
Date Created: 03/13/2019