I love bees that don’t sting me I love hat’s that fit me I love taking a shower naked I love not being dead and my name isn’t Fred I love not running out of toilet paper I love not going to the dentist I love to be able to pee standing up I love the person who invented paper plates I love all women except the mean ones I love food in a box you can nuke in under 3 minutes I love seeing someone do something stupid and it’s not me Last, I love all my peep’s on soup! Contest: What I love Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy Date Created: 03/13/2019