When Santa's Wife Got Frisky
After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.
She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.
Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold.
The house smells like heaven. Please hand me a cookie."
Dec. 26, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest
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