Where Did the Sun Go
I woke up this morning
to find no sun up in the sky
So I jumped out of my bed
in hopes to find out why
I checked my local channels
but much to my surprise
turns out I’m the only one
with a sun that did not rise
I went outside bewildered
finding neither moon nor any stars
Everything was missing
even Jupiter and Mars
I couldn’t find my phone
and didn’t know what to do
so I went to see my friends
but they were missing too
I ran to the corner
to buy some liquor at the store
but the sign in the window said
“We ain’t here no more!”
I went to get my car
but it’d been towed away
And I couldn’t take a taxi
cause I had no way to pay
My wallet had come up missing
with my cards and all my cash
My refrigerator’s empty
and my toaster’s in the trash
She told me she’d take it all
if she walked out of that door
But I never thought for a moment
she’d pull the tile up from the floor!
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