Where's Your Wife
Where's your wife?
Oh she out being Cathie
Helping some soul
Avert a tragedy
It's who Cathie is
She's everyone's friend
A generous soul
Her love never ends
Without her I'm lost
Alone at sea
I'll tell you a secret
Just between you and me
Once thought I'd sell her
But the problem is
There ain't enough cash
To replace my sweet Ms.
Now settle down people
It was just for a laugh
No money can replace her
I'm a silly old ass
She's out being Cathie
So aptly describes
My dearest sweet lover
She fills me with pride!
© Jack Ellison 2013
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