I want a sassafras root beer soda my head on Mount Rushmore South Dakota I want a brand new pair of brown shoes get my name on a brand of booze wouldn't you I want to live in a mega palace cram Fort Worth into Dallas I want to eat Chicago pizza in New York invent an utensil to replace the fork wouldn't you I want to return ketchup to catsup say to Patrick Ewing whats up Jump Mount Everest in a leap finally get eight hours of good sleep wouldn't you I want to trick a possum by playing dead paint the White House in shades of red Find the courage to confess my love to you and hear you confess you love me too please, please...wouldn't you