Your Greatest Thrill Ever
What's the greatest thrill you've experienced
You probably have more than one
Try keeping it clean, my dear, dear people
This may be read by some young'uns
Do you want to know mine, of course you do
This goes back to when I was courting
My very first kiss, I can still feel the thrill
Loved messing around and cavorting
Sure blew my whistle as I rounded the bend
Snorting and huffing and puffing
The top of my head started shooting out steam
And I lost a bunch of my stuffing
Oh to go back and experience it once more
Perhaps that's not such a great idea
Wouldn't be satisfied the way things are now
Watching movies and eating pizza
© Jack Ellison 2014
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